I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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