I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
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He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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