He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
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Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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