Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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