You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
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Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
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I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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