I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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