Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I had to cum in my sink.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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