What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
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no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
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So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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