are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
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