My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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