Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
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She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
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Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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