This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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