Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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