It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
