when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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