If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
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my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
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I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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