Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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