she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
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Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
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I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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