You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
