You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
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You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
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We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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