I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
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I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
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I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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