I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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