People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
being pregnant is like rehab
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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