we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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