Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
He did a backflip because drugs
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Randomize
