are you so shy because you have an std?
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
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We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
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I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water