As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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