I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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