Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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