"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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