The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
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Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
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I am one with the molecules
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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