where does the pee come out of this thing
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Randomize
