Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
So vagazzling was a success
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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