I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
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relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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