Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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