The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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