So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
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you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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