its not stalking. its research.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
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took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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