I need help removing her.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
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so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
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Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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