she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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