dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
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He told me they were just razor bumps!
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
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I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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