Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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