Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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