ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
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He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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