dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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