dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
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Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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