Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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