Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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