I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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