I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
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So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
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I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.