dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.