Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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