im holly from the hills drunk
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
