What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
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I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
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I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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