wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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