I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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