dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
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You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
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MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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